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Don't suffer under the illusion that your personality is supposed to be simple...

Hey Abe Lincoln

I'M SITTING IN AN OFFICE OF STRENGTH AND RESOLVE

I FEEL JUST LIKE ABE LINCOLN MUST HAVE FELT

THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS, THEY ARE ALL MINE TO SOLVE

BUT I'M PLEASED WITH THE HAND THAT I'VE BEEN DEALT

 

THIS IS THE MAN THAT I AM HALF THE TIME

HALF THE TIME I LOSE ALL OF MY FEAR

THIS HALF OF MY LIFE IS HALF OF THE BOX

THAT CONTAINS ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I HOLD DEAR

 

I'M SITTING AT THE OPERA IN A BALCONY WITH MY GIRL

I AM WHERE ABE LINCOLN LIKED TO BE

THERE'S NOTHING SO JOYOUS AS THESE ROMANTIC INTERLUDES

BUT I KNOW IT WILL ALL END IN MISERY

 

THIS IS THE MAN THAT I AM HALF THE TIME

HALF THE TIME I DROWN IN HOW I FEEL

THIS HALF OF MY LIFE IS WHERE EMOTIONS RULE

BUT I'M SCARED DOWN DEEP INSIDE THAT IT'S NOT REAL

 

HEY ABE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D STAYED AT HOME?